Monday, October 3, 2011

Nic Cage as Antoine Dodson

Scott Cornish is shoppin' errybody ouchea.

Nic Cage as Panda

Spotted in the wild by Richard Southerton.

Nic Cage as Captain Planet

By Tom and Jake's powers combined...

Nic Cage as Demi Moore

Dion Yates checks in with one for the maiesiophiliacs out there.

Nic Cage as Captain "Wild" Bill Kelso

Davide Felsher is ready for the invasion.

Nic Cage as Neytiri

You are David Ressler now. You may make your bow from the wood of Hometree. 

Friday, September 30, 2011

What's Up?

Hey guys and gals,

So, as you can see, I'm starting to clear out the archives.  Apologies for the long wait, and if I wind up duplicating any of the old ones.  Hope you're all doin' real good.  I'm just keeping on keeping on like Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.


Nic Cage as David Lynch

David Ressler is the strangest Eagle Scout.

Nic Cage as Hermione Granger

Daniel Featherstone aparecium.

Nic Cage as Ophiuchus

Danette Abilno is Serpsens Caput.

Nic Cage as Charles "Corky" Thacher

Collin has no problem "mainstreaming".

Nic Cage as The Bride

Chris Edgar runs the Deadly Vipers.

Nic Cage as Sad Keanu Reeves

Cat Smith just wants to eat lunch in peace.

Nic Cage as The Abyss NTI

Cat Smith possesses a non-terrestrial intelligence.

Nic Cage as Klaus Nomi

Submitted by Brent O, the New Wave Vaudevillian.

Nic Cage as Ghost Rider as Landon Donovan

Bill is a real winger.

Nic Cage as Hulk Hogan

Oh brother, Bernhard Binder.

Nic Cage as He-Man

Bernhard Binder has the power.

Nic Cage as Silver Surfer

Benny shoots the curl.

Nic Cage as Blade

Anna Willoughby invents Blade's new sidekick, Birdhair.

Nic Cage as BP Oil Spill

Anna Converse is pretty slick.

Nic Cage as Plato

Anaka and Nic's relationship is purely platonic.

Nic Cage as Captain Jack Sparrow

Alex Saint is on a mystical quest to the Isle of Tortuga.

Nic Cage as Gandalf

Alex Saint shall not pass!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Total Film Movie Blog Awards 2011

C'mon, gang!  We're getting whupped like Marietta Fortune's henchman that attacked me with a knife.  Oscar schmoscar; this means so much more.  Let's go for it!


Nic Cage as Larry Bird

Off the floor, off the scoreboard, off the bankboard, no rim, nothing but Elliot.

Nic Cage as Nic Cage's Pyramid Tomb

Eric R. buried this one.

Nic Cage as Johnny Cage

Mike from Chicago is no mere mortal (kombat).

Friday, January 7, 2011

Total Film Movie Blog Awards 2011

Hey gang!  Rockin' good news!  We did it!  We received a nomination for "Best Single Serving Blog" over at the super-duper Total Film site.  What a fantastic way to celebrate my birthday and the release of "Season of the Witch"!

Vote it up!

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Nic Cage as Jean-Luc Picard

Brandon Gallagher completes the Jean-Luc twofer for the evening.

Nic Cage as The Cat on Nic Cage's Shoulder

Nicholas Holloman knows that owners do resemble their pets.

Nic Cage as Jean-Luc Godard

Haroon is out of breath.

Nic Cage as Mime

Or as a French black metal musician...not sure.  Submitted by Nick Milligan.

Nic Cage as The Burger King

Paul Cummins is the king.

Nic Cage as Julian Assange

A production still from "Drive Angry" or a Nickileak from Jason Ganesan?

Nic Cage as Chucky

Submitted by the Bride of Nick.

Nic Cage as The Peekaru Baby

Pulled from Christopher Parker's pouch.